50 free uses for an AOL CD
We are getting a bit annoyed by the consistent bombardment of AOL CDs pouring through the letter box and being
handed out in shops. If anything else, that makes us more unlikely to ever use them. But to save on bin bags, we
had to come up with some other uses for the CDs. So, instead of 50 free hours free home fuckup trial (after
which they charge as much as they like) here are 50 free uses for all those unwanted AOL CDs
- Pizza cutter
- Mini wobble-board for Rolf Harris
- Air rifle target
- Mirror
- Microwave firebomb
- Pat Butcher's earrings
- Clay pigeon shooting
- Pigmy discus
- Fake Spanish currency
- Christmas tree decoration - you can even cut them into star shapes if you like
- Plate - no liquid food sorry
- Paperweight
- Wedge to stop the table from wobbling
- Platform for a flee circus
- That mirror disk doctors wear on their heads
- Cock-ring for weeners
- Toilet seat adapter for mice
- Dilation measurement for childbirth
- Bracelet for anorexics
- Hula hoop for anorexics
- Mobile phone antenna decoration
- Sunshield
- Light bulb reflector
- Dog chew toy
- Baby teething toy
- Spacer for tiling
- Trowel
- Spinner / lure for fishing
- Blackout headlamp covers
- Old style-telephone dial - just cut some holes . . .
- Chain-link armour
- Giant sequins
- Nipple display bra for bondage
- Hanging mobile
- Use for drawing circles - two different sizes!
- Anti-scratch collar for mice
- Washers for big bolts
- Lid with a straw hole
- Use two together as a swivel chair
- Fly swatter
- Wheels for a model aeroplane
- Snap one for stress relief
- Staple gun tester
- Coaster / beer mat
- Frisbee
- Doughnut cutting stencil
- Testing permanent markers
- Body protection for skateboarding
- Back of a clock face
- Severely fu*king up your computer
Back