50 free uses for an AOL CD

We are getting a bit annoyed by the consistent bombardment of AOL CDs pouring through the letter box and being handed out in shops. If anything else, that makes us more unlikely to ever use them. But to save on bin bags, we had to come up with some other uses for the CDs. So, instead of 50 free hours free home fuckup trial (after which they charge as much as they like) here are 50 free uses for all those unwanted AOL CDs

  1. Pizza cutter
  2. Mini wobble-board for Rolf Harris
  3. Air rifle target
  4. Mirror
  5. Microwave firebomb
  6. Pat Butcher's earrings
  7. Clay pigeon shooting
  8. Pigmy discus
  9. Fake Spanish currency
  10. Christmas tree decoration - you can even cut them into star shapes if you like
  11. Plate - no liquid food sorry
  12. Paperweight
  13. Wedge to stop the table from wobbling
  14. Platform for a flee circus
  15. That mirror disk doctors wear on their heads
  16. Cock-ring for weeners
  17. Toilet seat adapter for mice
  18. Dilation measurement for childbirth
  19. Bracelet for anorexics
  20. Hula hoop for anorexics
  21. Mobile phone antenna decoration
  22. Sunshield
  23. Light bulb reflector
  24. Dog chew toy
  25. Baby teething toy
  26. Spacer for tiling
  27. Trowel
  28. Spinner / lure for fishing
  29. Blackout headlamp covers
  30. Old style-telephone dial - just cut some holes . . .
  31. Chain-link armour
  32. Giant sequins
  33. Nipple display bra for bondage
  34. Hanging mobile
  35. Use for drawing circles - two different sizes!
  36. Anti-scratch collar for mice
  37. Washers for big bolts
  38. Lid with a straw hole
  39. Use two together as a swivel chair
  40. Fly swatter
  41. Wheels for a model aeroplane
  42. Snap one for stress relief
  43. Staple gun tester
  44. Coaster / beer mat
  45. Frisbee
  46. Doughnut cutting stencil
  47. Testing permanent markers
  48. Body protection for skateboarding
  49. Back of a clock face
  50. Severely fu*king up your computer

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